March 2, 2015

I think my blog is lacking a little humor so here goes:

Last week I was at the Philadelphia Airport and, as it always seems to go there,my flight to
New York was delayed and I had a 4 hour layover. I saw one of those "quickie massages"  where you sit in the chair for the massage so I decided I'd treat myself and went into the X'press Spa!!
I was warmly greeted my Masseuse--not like any masseuse I'd seen before. He was HUGE with hands the size of frisbees. I went for it anyway!! His gentle was bone shattering--I had to put the brakes on him instantly. From then on, he was as gentle and sensitive as he could be. I really had a great massage. I asked him how long he had been a Masseuse and he laughed and said "oh, only about 2 weeks,"  then so innocently said" I'm really a TRUCK DRIVER!!" Now it all made sense.
Maybe not the best thing to tell a client but he was so sweet about it and it made sense to him. I smiled for the next 3 1/2 hours till I flew off into the night.